Honey Honey

Chaos (EU) - Phantom - Empyreum - W8 - P52

Welcome to Honey Honey, the sweetest maid cafe in Eorzea !Our lovely maids are here to serve you with smiles, delicious food, and entertaining performances that will make your heart skip a beat. Whether you're in the mood for a refreshing drink, a sweet treat, or a savory meal, our menu has something for everyone. Our cozy and inviting atmosphere will transport you to a world of cute and charming hospitality, where our maids will make sure your visit is nothing but delightful.So come and join us for a memorable experience at Honey Honey, where sweetness and hospitality go hand in hand.We open our doors every Wednesday from 6:00PM ST to 9:00PM ST.

🌟 Logo by the amazing Alciel 🌟

Meet the maids

Rosa Valentine

Shamir

Robin Bellamy

Celeste Stardust

Sager Air

Blangeim Gantz

Lil' Family

Cervina Steele

M'avy Tia

Sabrina Swiftspear

Yebi Liqi

Pumpkin Meadowfluff

Lil' Family

Sexual Orientation : Dicks are neat
From 0 to 5, Vanilla or Kinky : 5Personality : Gremlin of many talents, here to pilot the meatmech collection I'v amassed through the years to bring you some tasty beverages!

Lilius
He/Him | 25+

Job: NSFW Maid
Sexual Orientation : Gay
From 0 to 5, Vanilla or Kinky : 5Personality : The outside facade of sweet, pliable and cute, petite viera, hides a devious gremlin known to charm lesser men into obedience with just some well timed eyelash flutterings.. Will "accidentally" drop a spoon to flash his underwear. Will be disappointed if you don't look. Will also spend two hours listening to someone talk about their favourite hobby.Link: Lilius's Carrd

Aiden
He/Him | 20+

Job: NSFW Maid
Sexual Orientation : Dicks are neat
From 0 to 5, Vanilla or Kinky : 5Personality : Limsa Lominsan gremlin, long time professional courtesan, menace to all lawful citizens, connoisseur of beds.. Cheeky, semi-bratty, chaotic, unafraid to chat you up, so prepare mentally to be chatted up.Link: Aiden's Carrd

Ivan
He/Him | 30+

Job: NSFW Maid
Sexual Orientation : Gay
From 0 to 5, Vanilla or Kinky : 5Personality : "Let me use the weight of your problems to get some gains-" The gymrat himbo of your dreams, here to drown all your sorrows into either his massive pecs or the unnecessarily fluffy tail. He might not be the sharpest dumbbell in the weight rack, but he's got heart enough for several bigger hroth.

🍑 Blangiem Gantz 🍑
She/Her/BLEGH

Age: 34
Sexual Orientation : Bisexual
Kink-meter: 3Personality: Mature and classy, forward and tough, happy and kind
About: I dont actively participate in RP or anything ingame but i like to do light rp for socializing etc. id like to think of myself as a very social and happy person and ull see that, but i enjoy the finer things in life on a Dutch butler level Fineries. -

⭐ Sager Air ⭐
She/Her

Age : 22
Sexual Orientation : Bisexual
Spice-meter : 2-3, (4 if I like you)Personality :
A cool and proud Viera, cold on the outside yet fiery hot on the inside, so don't take her remarks too seriously, she lives by the mantra "the mark of a good day's work is a customer's smile".

🥖 M'avy Tia 🥖
He/Him/Oui

Age : 25
Pronouns : He/Him
Sexual Orientation : Mainly gay
From 0 to 5, Vanilla or Kinky : 5Personality : C'est la fête ! Let be honest one sec'! This kitty is just like a good french pastry: delicious, addictive and burlesque. Want to take a bite? His muscled might be a bit crunchy but inside, he's all creamy... 🇫🇷 😏

Robin Bellamy
He/Him/Bland

Age: 21
Sexual Orientation: Unsure (hes a sheltered boy but willing to please)
From 0 to 5, Vanilla or Kinky: I like Vanilla. I sometimes put it in my tea and infuse it. Makes it so much smoother....Personality: What ever doesn't offend you! ah.... (Shy, withdrawn and niave)
About: I am here. I hope I can please you...thats all that matters. (Adopted by a rich family and was a servant his whole life to them. Was recently asked to leave and is finding his way in the world)

💖 Sabrina Swiftspear 💖
She/Her/Peppa Pig

Age : 30
Sexual Orientation : straight/bicurious
From 0 to 5, Vanilla or Kinky : I’m an SFW maidPersonality : A shy but very good girl (can be a gremlin too) who will be happy to serve you delicious dishes ! 🇫🇷

✨ Shamir Nevrand ✨
She/Her

Age : 23
Sexual Orientation : Bisexual (female leaning)
From 0 to 5, Vanilla or Kinky : 4Personality : Shamir is a very down to earth gentle and Caring Viera, she'll do her best to make you feel like the most important person to her. But don't think too light of her or you might be surprised by what she holds in stock for you~.

🫃 Rosa Valentine 🫃
He/Him/Pink

Name: Rosa Valentine
Age: 26
Sexual Orientation: Gay
Kinky meter (0-5): 4, but SFW!Personality: Generally nice and welcoming to all. But when bored can be a little mischievious and pull pranks on his friends.Bio: Rosa hails from the Far East, and grew up under the imperial regiment. He found an opportunity with the Shinobi of Doma to travel to Eorzea and start his life anew. He often works in venues for the extra penny, and learn more about the eorzean culture and it's people.

😼 Yebi Liqi 😼
She/Her | 26

Links: Yebi's Carrd
Sexual Orientation : Lesbian
From 0 to 5, Vanilla or Kinky : 4Personality : Yebi is kind but forgets societal norms, dancing to her own beat. She sprinkles cheerfulness like confetti, making every moment feel like a celebration, even if it involves some unconventional dance moves. Always radiating charm, overflowing with care and forever wrapped in a playful spirit. However be cautious of that sly smirk or you'll catch a glimpse of her mischief...

Celeste Stardust
She/Her | 21

Sexual Orientation : BisexualPersonality : Cares a lot for the people she meets tho is also quite shy, can be a bit clumsy at times and gets flustered easily

Pumpkin Meadowfluff
She/Her | 23

Sexual Orientation : PansexualPersonality : Super sweet and lady-like, enjoys taking care of her customers with a sweet touch!

🦇 Cervina Steele 🦇
She/Her-They/Them | 28

Sexual Orientation : Bisexual
Kink-meter: 5Personality: Cute with a touch of Darkness, sophisticated yet enigmatic and Most of all a loyal maiden
(Down to earth and calming presence, sure to be able to talk your ears off).

Staff

Klyhia Moni

Position: FounderI added the sugar in this place, but the people that know me know I'm the spice in private 👀

Armel Melody

Position: Co-OwnerOne liner... I'm a teddy.

Marielle Okuda

Position: Co-OwnerWant a cute pic or a little momento? I'm here to capture those memories
let me know ^^

Idun Dedra

Position: PromoterLet yourself get carried by my words into an enchanting maid café and allow your heart to rest for a little~

Celna Vopisel

Position: MultitaskerCooking is like love. There is no good or bad cuisine, only the best one you love.

The Guy

Position: MultitaskerIts the Guy!

Services

Found a maid you really like?
Spend some extra time with them.

Service	Description	Duration	Price
GF/BF Experience	Spend some time with a maid and have some harmless fun	30m	100k
Outside Date	Take your favourite maid on a date	min. 1h	500k
Polaroid	Remember your night forever	N/A	100k + 50k per person

We also offer these services outside of the cafe's working hours.

If you need any more information about these services, or if you'd just like to order, ask your maid and they'll be happy to answer all your questions 🥰