Honey Honey

Chaos (EU) - Phantom - Goblet - W6 - P6

Welcome to Honey Honey, the sweetest maid cafe in Eorzea !Our lovely maids are here to serve you with smiles, delicious food, and entertaining performances that will make your heart skip a beat. Whether you're in the mood for a refreshing drink, a sweet treat, or a savory meal, our menu has something for everyone. Our cozy and inviting atmosphere will transport you to a world of cute and charming hospitality, where our maids will make sure your visit is nothing but delightful.So come and join us for a memorable experience at Honey Honey, where sweetness and hospitality go hand in hand.We open our doors every Wednesday from 5:00PM ST to 8:00PM ST.

🌟 Logo by the amazing Alciel 🌟

Meet the maids

Sabrina Swiftspear

Yebi Liqi

Pumpkin Meadowfluff

M'avy Tia

Bamboozled Baboon

Lilith Pendrake

💖 Sabrina Swiftspear 💖
She/Her/Peppa Pig

Age : 31
Sexual Orientation : straight/bicurious
From 0 to 5, Vanilla or Kinky : I’m an SFW maidPersonality : A shy but very good girl (can be a gremlin too) who will be happy to serve you delicious dishes ! 🇫🇷

🥖 M'avy Tia 🥖
He/Him/Oui

Age : 25
Pronouns : He/Him
Sexual Orientation : Mainly gay
From 0 to 5, Vanilla or Kinky : 5Personality : C'est la fête ! Let be honest one sec'! This kitty is just like a good french pastry: delicious, addictive and burlesque. Want to take a bite? His muscled might be a bit crunchy but inside, he's all creamy... 🇫🇷 😏

😼 Yebi Liqi 😼
She/Her | 26

Links: Yebi's Carrd
Sexual Orientation : Lesbian
From 0 to 5, Vanilla or Kinky : 4Personality : Yebi is kind but forgets societal norms, dancing to her own beat. She sprinkles cheerfulness like confetti, making every moment feel like a celebration, even if it involves some unconventional dance moves. Always radiating charm, overflowing with care and forever wrapped in a playful spirit. However be cautious of that sly smirk or you'll catch a glimpse of her mischief...

Pumpkin Meadowfluff
She/Her | 23

Sexual Orientation : PansexualPersonality : Super sweet and lady-like, enjoys taking care of her customers with a sweet touch!

Bamboozled Baboon
He/Him I 27

Sexual Orientation : straight/Aromantic
Personality : Quiet at the start, good listener... may respond sarcastically allot.. loves to joke around..

Lilith Pendrake
Big hat/Wizard I Yus :3

Sexual Orientation : None of ur beeswax >:3
Personality : A chaotic force of nature who roams about the world terrorizes its inhabitants, just as a shark fin in the water, wherever her big hat is spotted, disaster followers, her unstable energies causes crystals to burst, magical wards to sunder, and fridges to be raided, this not at all little or short U IS SMOL! Wizard will charm you with her spells and her pokey pokes, before the deranged and maddening inner workings of her mind will take hold of you, and you will be apart of it too..... She also likes Pie.

Staff

Klyhia Moni

Position: FounderI added the sugar in this place, but the people that know me know I'm the spice in private 👀

Marielle Okuda

Position: OwnerLooking for a warm meal, a treat or just a relaxing drink? Let me make something fresh for you <3

Sabrina Swiftspear

Position: Co-OwnerDoing my best with dear Marielle to give you the sweetest experience !

Services

Found a maid you really like?
Spend some extra time with them.

Service	Description	Duration	Price
GF/BF Experience	Spend some time with a maid and have some harmless fun	30m	100k
Outside Date	Take your favourite maid on a date	min. 1h	200k
Polaroid	Remember your night forever	N/A	10k + 10k per person

We also offer these services outside of the cafe's working hours.

If you need any more information about these services, or if you'd just like to order, ask your maid and they'll be happy to answer all your questions 🥰